Funny Sayings

1801. Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

See also Men, Women.

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Funny Insults

1802. Hey, did you go to funny school, you funny guy?

Something to say to someone when they say something really unfunny.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1803. What Do You Call a Kangaroo in the North Pole?

Lost.

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Funny Sayings

1804. One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Garbage.

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Funny Advice

1805. If You Pour the Milk Before the Cereal, You’ll Never be Forced to Eat Dry Cereal

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Funny Clothes

1806. The Other Part of the Crop Top

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Funny Things to Do

1807. Have a Staring Contest with Your Dog

Sometimes she actually stares back. See also Dogs.

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Funny Phobias

1808. Ammophobia

Fear of walking on sand.

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Funny Quotes

1809. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

―Steve Martin

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Funny Euphemisms

1810. Eat Schnitzel

See also Profanity.

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