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1851. “Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner over the driveway just to ensure that the neighbors never talk to me.”

―Janis Ian

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Funny Words

1852. Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften

The Guinness Book of World Records recognizes this cumbersome word as the longest German word in everyday use. It means “insurance companies providing legal protection.” See also German, Insurance.

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Funny Words

1853. Siebentausendzweihundertvierundfünfzig

In German, numbers also receive the compound word treatment. This is the integer 7,254, which takes 38 letters to spell out. See also German, Numbers.

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Funny Words

1854. Glühbirne

“Lightbulb” in German, which translates “glow pear.” I can’t recommend not eating it. See also Electricity, German.

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Funny Words

1855. Flugzeug

“Airplane” in German is “Flugzeug,” which directly translates to “fly-thing.” They’re not wrong. See also Airplanes, German.

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Funny Quotes

1856. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

―Albert Einstein See also Science.

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Funny Words

1857. Majestick

A majestic stick. See also Made Up, Portmanteau.

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Funny Advice

1858. If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it.

See also Bathroom, Dreams, Scatological.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1859. What do you call your best friend?

With your cell phone. See also Friends.

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Funny Euphemisms

1860. Barcode Horse

Also known as a zebra. See also Horses, Zoos.

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