Funny Advice

1861. There's a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.

See also Dangerous, Sharks.

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Funny Euphemisms

1862. Boneless Couch

Also known as a beanbag. See also Furniture.

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Funny Sayings

1863. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

See also Birds.

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Funny Sayings

1864. Money Don't Grow on Cheese

It's true, it doesn't! See also Cheese, Money.

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Funny Names

1865. Sidney

Cookie Monster's real name.

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Funny Insults

1866. You Probably Wash Your Hands After Taking a Shower

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Funny Observations

1867. Erasers Sacrifice Their Lives to Fix Your Mistake

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Funny Questions

1868. What the Heck Does "IDK" Mean?

Nobody seems to know.

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Funny Words

1869. Juoksukalja

The Finnish word for pilfered beer. Directly translates to running-beer. See also Alcohol, Finnish.

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Funny Nicknames

1870. Aye-Aye-Ron

You know, Aaron.

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