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1911. What do you call a rock that tells jokes?

A funny rock. See also Rocks.

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1912. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

―Robert Frost See also Work.

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1913. “I’d walk through fire for you. Well, not fire, because it’s dangerous.”

I’d walk through a very humid room for you. But not too humid because, you know, my hair. See also Fire, Hair.

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Deutsch for “tumble tree,” every German child knows all about this one. It may sound like it’s part of the plant kingdom, but a Purzelbaum actually describes a somersault on the ground, often finishing in the dirt and resulting in dirty knees. See also German.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1915. What Do You Call a Llama Starting a Fire?

An arsonist. See also Fire, Llamas.

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Funny Places

1916. Flavortown

Flavortown is a mythical place and a state of mind; a place where fun and food meet in perfect harmony. You can only get to Flavortown, though, if you believe in Flavortown.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1917. What is Love?

Love means to be deeply committed and connected to someone or something.
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Baby don’t hurt me.

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1919. Doorbell Dong Plus Dog Barking

Beautiful music when I’m unmuted on a call. See also Dogs.

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Funny Quotes

1920. “Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner over the driveway just to ensure that the neighbors never talk to me.”

―Janis Ian

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