Funny Observations

1921. Snakes Are Literally Just Heads with Tails

See also Snakes.

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Funny Quotes

1922. "Humans Are Just Animals with Guns."

―My Dad See also Fathers, Guns.

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Funny Insults

1923. Hey loser, are you from Loser Town? Because you're a loser.

Caution: only use if you want opponent to be destroyed.

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Funny Sayings

1924. Roses are red, violets are blue—no they're not. They're violet.

See also Flowers, Lies.

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Funny T-Shirts

1925. World Greatest Farter. I Mean Father. Shop

Pfft. See also Fathers, Flatulence.

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Funny Advice

1926. Here's a Bit of Advice for You: Advi.

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Funny Advice

1927. My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."

See also Fathers.

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Funny Advice

1928. There's a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.

See also Dangerous, Sharks.

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Funny Euphemisms

1929. Boneless Couch

Also known as a beanbag. See also Furniture.

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Funny Sayings

1930. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

See also Birds.

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