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Funny Advice
1975. Just Buy Her a Present
Thanks, Emily! I didn't know what to buy my friend, and you're advice has really helped. Thanks a bunch!
Funny Advice
1979. Always remember, you can teach a man to fish, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in each hand.
Funny Observations
1980. Water Isn't Wet
Technically, being wet means being covered or saturated with water or another liquid, so water isn't wet, it is the wetness. See also Science.