Funny Diseases

1971. Paris Syndrome

When you have a breakdown because Paris is disappointing. See also French.

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Funny Sayings

1972. Here’s the thing about trailing off…

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Funny Names

1973. Lord Tweedmouth

Sir Dudely Majorbanks was the first Lord Tweedmouth of Scotland. He invented Golden Retrivers and owned a forest known as Gutchinshire. See also Dogs, History, Scottish.

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Funny Quotes

1974. “The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

―Douglas Adams in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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Funny Phrases

1975. Your Welcome Mat

There was a guy who gave a welcome mat to Matt and said “Your welcome mat.” Matt said “Thanks.” The guy then said, “You’re welcome, Matt.”

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Funny Questions

1976. Why Don’t You See Elephants Playing Hide and Seek?

Because they are so good at it. See also Elephants.

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Funny Sayings

1977. Parallel lines have so much in common; it’s a shame they will never meet.

See also Math.

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Funny Things to Do

1978. Ttyyppiinng Eeaacchh Lleetteerr Ttwwiiccee

Tthhee rreessuulltt? Llaauugghhss ffrroomm yyoouu, ccoonnffuusseedd llooookkss ffrroomm eevveerryyoonnee eellssee. See also Repetition.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1979. And so I said “That’s not a camel, that’s my wife!”

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Funny Foods

1980. Ketchup with M&Ms

See also Chocolate.

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