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Funny Observations
1991. Volleyball is Just Professional Hot Potato
Credit goes to my friends. See also Sports.
Funny Observations
1992. Technically Your Car Keys Have Travelled Further than Your Car
See also Cars.
Funny Books
1994. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Shop
The bible of a real religion. See also Religion.
Funny Observations
1995. We Make Pizzas Round then Put Them in Square Boxes and Cut Them into Triangles
See also Pizza.
Funny Observations
1997. You Can't Move Your Top Teeth
And now I bet you're trying it. See also Teeth.
Funny Phrases
1998. Counter Canter
When a horse runs the wrong way. Seriously. Look it up. See also Horses.
Funny Quotes
1999. "In painting, you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. You can bend rivers. But when i get home the only thing i have power over is the garbage."
―Bob Ross See also Art, Celebrities.
Funny Things to Do
2000. Reading Aloud Bed Names at Ikea
And accidentally summoning a 4-headed Norse demon.