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Funny Clothes
1991. Gorilla Suits
Funny Words
1993. Perendinate
To procrastinate for a long time, but especially two days. See also Procrastination.
Funny Observations
1994. If you get a bigger bed than you have now you will have more bed room but less bedroom.
Funny Insults
1998. I Hope Your Day is as Pleasant as You Are!
Wishing someone a horrible day in the classiest way possible.
Funny Animals
2000. Bony-Eared Assfish
Do not bite the hand that names you. Seriously, a real animal. See also Fish.