Funny Observations

2031. You Can't Stick out Your Tongue and Breathe Through Your Nose

(I bet you tried it and realized that you can, but now you look like a panting dog.) See also Pranks.

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Funny Observations

2032. I can't believe people believe in giraffes but not unicorns.

Seriously, what's more believable? A horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 50-foot neck?

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2033. Every Time You Paint a Room, the Room Gets Smaller

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2034. Volleyball is Just Professional Hot Potato

Credit goes to my friends. See also Sports.

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2035. Technically Your Car Keys Have Travelled Further than Your Car

See also Cars.

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Funny Questions

2036. Guess What Word I Just Invented?

Plagiarism.

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Funny Books

2037. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Shop

The bible of a real religion. See also Religion.

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2038. We Make Pizzas Round then Put Them in Square Boxes and Cut Them into Triangles

See also Pizza.

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Funny Phobias

2039. Alektorophobia

An intense fear of chickens. See also Birds, Farming.

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2040. You Can't Move Your Top Teeth

And now I bet you're trying it. See also Teeth.

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