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Funny Euphemisms
2031. The Only Thing Canada's Sorry For
Also known as Justin Bieber. See also Celebrities, Music.
Funny Sayings
2035. Love is Like a Fart—If You Have to Force It It's Probably Sh*t
See also Profanity, Scatological.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2036. What Do You Call a Sad Vegetarian?
Sad. Did you expect me to make a joke? No, he is sad. See also Vegetarian.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2037. It's Not Easy Being a Self-made Man
For starters, you need both an Oedipus complex and a time machine.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2038. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.
Funny Nicknames
2039. Elongated Muskrat
Elon Musk's full name. No point in hiding from us, Elon. The people know.
Funny Quotes
2040. “I asked god for a bike, but I know god doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”
―Emo Philips
See also Religion.