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Funny Things to Do

2081. Are You There, Moriarty?

Victorian parlor game involving blindfolds, rolled-up newspapers, and mild violence. See also Victorian.

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Funny Animals

2082. Legless Lizards

Seriously, not a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2083. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.

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Funny Drinks

2084. Cement Mixer

Widely regarded as one fo the worst shots ever. One part Baileys Irish Cream curdled by one part lime juice swished about the mouth. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Observations

2085. Abbreviate Neil Armstrong’s Name to Neil A, and then Read It Backwards

Coincidence? I THINK NOT. See also Aliens, Space.

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Funny Quotes

2086. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

―The Dalai Lama

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Funny Questions

2087. What if Dogs Only Fetch Because They Think That Throwing the Ball or Stick Makes You Happy?

Funny Euphemisms

2088. PG-0

Also known as G.

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Funny Nicknames

2089. Fuzzerbutt

For dogs with excessively fluffy bottoms. See also Dogs.

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