Funny Questions

2081. Why Aren't Shorts Half the Price of Pants?

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Funny Insults

2082. Go Take a Dump with Your Jacket On

See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

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Funny People

2083. The Guy That Laughs when the Toilet Water Splashes His Butt

Also known as Donald Trump. See also Bathroom, Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Sayings

2084. I Hope Whoever Made Auto-correct Burns in Hello

See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Insults

2085. You're as Useless as the 'ea' in 'Tea'

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Funny Things

2086. Lips

Used to close the mouth airtight shut, to hold food and drink inside, to keep out unwanted objects, and to spread germs by kissing. See also Body.

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Funny Advice

2087. When in Doubt, Just Quit Your Job and Become a Pottery Teacher

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2088. What Do You Call a Bakery That Pregnant Women Go To?

A bakery.

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Funny Questions

2089. What's the Opposite of a Firefly?

A waterfall.

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Funny Jobs

2090. Fire Distinguisher

Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.

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