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2081. Getting Your Friend to Say Red

You: Hey, I bet I can make you say "red"
Friend: Sure, I bet you can't!
You: What colour is the sky?
Friend: Blue?
You: I told you I could make you say blue!
Friend: No, you said red.
You: Gotcha! See also Pranks.

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Funny Words

2082. Phoque

Pronounced "F*ck." It's French for seal. See also French, Profanity.

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Funny Euphemisms

2083. Australian Mud Jam

Also known as Marmite.

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Funny Insults

2084. Ti tha káneis gia éna prósopo ótan o bampouínos thélei píso ton pisinó tou?

Greek for “What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?” See also Greek.

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Funny Observations

2085. Arms on Your Chair Are Just Chairs for Your Arms

Funny Quotes

2086. "If I was a sloth, I would invent a sloth-sized car pretty quickly."

Deep. See also Sloths.

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Funny Observations

2087. As kids, we're told never to accept candy from strangers. And yet, in some countries, what do we do? Have an entire holiday dedicated to accepting candy from strangers.

Funny Anti-Jokes

2088. What Do You Call a Three Humped Camel?

Pregnant.

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