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Funny Jobs
2122. Halloween Costume Model
Zooming in on their faces can be quite funny. See also Halloween.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2123. What Do You Call a Pregnant Woman When Her Child is Born?
A mother. See also Parents.
Funny Things to Do
2125. Getting Your Friend to Say Red
You: Hey, I bet I can make you say "red"
Friend: Sure, I bet you can't!
You: What colour is the sky?
Friend: Blue?
You: I told you I could make you say blue!
Friend: No, you said red.
You: Gotcha! See also Pranks.
Funny Insults
2128. Ti tha káneis gia éna prósopo ótan o bampouínos thélei píso ton pisinó tou?
Greek for “What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?” See also Greek.
Funny Quotes
2130. "If I was a sloth, I would invent a sloth-sized car pretty quickly."
Deep. See also Sloths.