Funny Anti-Jokes

2121. What Do You Call a Hippo with No Head, Eyes, Body or Legs?

A hippo tail. Nothing else is left.

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Funny Questions

2122. How Many Lightbulbs Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Two.

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Funny Questions

2123. ?Sdrawkcab Gnipyt Pots I Od Woh

I think he is trying to say, "How do I stop typing backwards?"
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Funny Questions

2124. What Did the Donkey Say to the Other Donkey?

I don't know. I don't speak Donkey. See also Donkeys.

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Funny T-Shirts

2125. Who Are These Children and Why Are They Calling Me Dad? Shop

No, seriously. See also Parents.

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Funny Questions

2126. Is water's flavor just its temperature?

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Funny Quotes

2127. "FIRE BAD!"

―Frankenstien's Monster See also Monsters.

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Funny Things to Do

2128. Buying Money

See also Money, Recursive.

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Funny Things to Do

2129. Shouting "TOUCH DOWN" After Every Home Run at a Baseball Game

See also Baseball, Football, Sports.

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Funny Euphemisms

2130. Planet Zit

Also known a volcano.

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