Funny Observations

2151. “I will be contacting my lawyer” is the adult version of “I'm telling my mom.”

Makes you think of Trump, doesn’t it? See also Lawyers.

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Funny Sayings

2152. In Germany they are stocking up for the lockdown with sausage and cheese.

That’s the Wurst Käse scenario. See also German.

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Funny Sayings

2153. Lazy Fact #1737907364920226488360101763894038278

You were too lazy to read those numbers.

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Funny Sayings

2154. You Can Teach a Man to Fish...

But you can't teach a fish to man. See also Fish.

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Funny Things to Do

2155. Hula-Hooping Without the Hula Hoop

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Funny Things to Do

2156. Arguing with a Baby

See also Babies.

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Funny Videos

2157. Asthma Jams

The music show for cool kids with asthma.
"Shake, shake, shake that medicine." See also Asthma.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2158. What Do You Call a Hippo with No Head, Eyes, Body or Legs?

A hippo tail. Nothing else is left.

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Funny Questions

2159. How Many Lightbulbs Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Two.

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Funny Questions

2160. ?Sdrawkcab Gnipyt Pots I Od Woh

I think he is trying to say, "How do I stop typing backwards?"
.ma i, sey

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