Funny Advice

2151. Don't Suffer from Insanity...

...enjoy every second of it!

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Funny Observations

2152. Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, it's probably because you're drunk.

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Questions

2153. Is a Hotdog a Sandwich?

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Funny Animals

2154. Arabian Sand Boa

A snake that looks like some kind of kid's sock puppet. See also Snakes.

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Funny Words

2155. Widdershins

Another word for going counter-clockwise.

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Funny Sayings

2156. I Find That Home is Where the Carpet Smells Normal

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Funny Words

2157. Irriguous

Another word for moist.

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Funny Words

2158. Bipennis

An axe with an edge or blade on each side of the handle. Seriously. See also Weapons.

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Funny Names

2159. Marshall Bruce Mathers III

Eminem's real name. See also Celebrities, Singers.

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Funny Observations

2160. If the Bell Doesn't Tell Us when to Leave, then It Also Shouldn't Tell Us when to Get There!

Boom. Case closed. Checkmate. Mike drop. Game over, Wasted. See also Schools.

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