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2151. What Do You Call a Basket with No Bottom?

Useless.

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2152. Babies Are Long Until They Start to Walk and Become Tall

2153. Love is Like a Fart—If You Have to Force It It's Probably Sh*t

2154. What Do You Call a Sad Vegetarian?

Sad. Did you expect me to make a joke? No, he is sad. See also Vegetarian.

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2155. It's Not Easy Being a Self-made Man

For starters, you need both an Oedipus complex and a time machine.

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2156. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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2157. Elongated Muskrat

Elon Musk's full name. No point in hiding from us, Elon. The people know.

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2158. “I asked god for a bike, but I know god doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”

―Emo Philips
See also Religion.

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2159. Never Call Spirits' Names Three Times

In animated cartoons, of course.

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Another Peter Cushing/Christopher Lee blood-fest. Can't get enough people killed fast enough? Cram a very big cast onto a very fast/small train steaming across Siberia. Telly Savalas makes a great Cossack.

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