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Funny Advice
2141. Just Buy Her a Present
Thanks, Emily! I didn't know what to buy my friend, and you're advice has really helped. Thanks a bunch!
Funny Advice
2145. Always remember, you can teach a man to fish, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in each hand.
Funny Observations
2146. Water Isn't Wet
Technically, being wet means being covered or saturated with water or another liquid, so water isn't wet, it is the wetness. See also Science.
Funny Questions
2147. What Does Many Mean?
Thanks for telling me the meaning of many—it means a lot.
Funny Insults
2148. "She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her."
Shakespeare for the win! See also Shakespeare.
Funny Quotes
2149. "I'm not a pee wizard. I can't predict pee."
Me, when my girlfriend complained that she needed to go to the bathroom right after I called her. See also Bathroom, Magic.
Funny Sayings
2150. All Poopoo Times Are Peepee Times but Not All Peepee Times Are Poopoo Times
See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.