Funny Euphemisms

2101. Squirt Gun Bullets

Also known as water. See also Weapons.

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Funny Phrases

2102. umop ap!sdn

Turn your screen upside down. 🙃

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Funny Observations

2103. The World’s Largest Tire Producer is LEGO

Yup, LEGO. They produce about 306 freaking million tires per year. See also Legos.

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Funny Insults

2104. You Blockhead

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Funny Observations

2105. Vending Machines Are Twice as Dangerous as Sharks

I'm not kidding, look it up—they kill more people every year. See also Sharks.

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Funny Words

2106. Ta

British slang for 'thanks' or 'pass'. See also British.

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Funny Places

2107. California, Missouri

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Funny Questions

2108. If the Person Who Invented the Walkie Talkie Invented Something Else, What Would They Call it?

Would a car be a Drovey Wovey?

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Funny Things to Do

2109. Are You There, Moriarty?

Victorian parlor game involving blindfolds, rolled-up newspapers, and mild violence. See also Victorian.

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Funny Animals

2110. Legless Lizards

Seriously, not a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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