Funny Phrases

2061. Was It Eliot's Toilet I Saw?

My favorite palindrome. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Words

2062. Semordnilap

A word or phrase that when spelled backward spells another word or phrase; drawer, reward; dog, god; sleep, peels. “Semordnilap” is also “palindromes” backwards. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2063. Two Fish Were in a Tank…

And one said to the other, “How do you drive this thing?” See also Fish, Pets.

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Funny Clothes

2064. Gorilla Suits

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Funny Movies

2065. Man-Man

Bitten by a man and given the powers of a man. See also Made Up.

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Funny Words

2066. Perendinate

To procrastinate for a long time, but especially two days. See also Procrastination.

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Funny Observations

2067. If you get a bigger bed than you have now you will have more bed room but less bedroom.

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Funny Names

2068. William Williamson

See also Redundant.

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Funny Nicknames

2069. Funcle

The fun uncle. Not to be confused with Druncle.

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Funny Drinks

2070. Grape Juice

Tastes like purple.

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