Funny Advice

2061. If You Pour the Milk Before the Cereal, You’ll Never be Forced to Eat Dry Cereal

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Funny Clothes

2062. The Other Part of the Crop Top

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Funny Things to Do

2063. Have a Staring Contest with Your Dog

Sometimes she actually stares back. See also Dogs.

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Funny Phobias

2064. Ammophobia

Fear of walking on sand.

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Funny Quotes

2065. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

―Steve Martin

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Funny Euphemisms

2066. Eat Schnitzel

See also Profanity.

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Funny Euphemisms

2067. Yum Triangles

Also known as Doritos. See also Snacks.

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Funny Foods

2068. Alligator Pears

What Americans used to call avacados. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Quotes

2069. “Peoples say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every say.”

―A. A. Milne

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Funny Observations

2070. Disney Characters Are Confusing

Mickey and Minnie are mice but they treat Pete the cat like a friend. Both Goofy and Pluto are dogs, so why isn't Pluto like Goofy or Goofy like Pluto? See also Cartoons.

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