Funny T-Shirts

2051. World Greatest Farter. I Mean Father. Shop

Pfft. See also Fathers, Flatulence.

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Funny Advice

2052. Here's a Bit of Advice for You: Advi.

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Funny Advice

2053. My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."

See also Fathers.

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Funny Advice

2054. There's a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.

See also Dangerous, Sharks.

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Funny Euphemisms

2055. Boneless Couch

Also known as a beanbag. See also Furniture.

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Funny Sayings

2056. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

See also Birds.

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Funny Sayings

2057. Money Don't Grow on Cheese

It's true, it doesn't! See also Cheese, Money.

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Funny Names

2058. Sidney

Cookie Monster's real name.

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Funny Insults

2059. You Probably Wash Your Hands After Taking a Shower

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Funny Observations

2060. Erasers Sacrifice Their Lives to Fix Your Mistake

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