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Funny Things
2051. Lips
Used to close the mouth airtight shut, to hold food and drink inside, to keep out unwanted objects, and to spread germs by kissing. See also Body.
Funny Jobs
2055. Fire Distinguisher
Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2056. What Do You Call Milk That is Infested with Bacteria?
Yogurt. See also Dairy.
Funny Clothes
2057. Toilet Paper Mummy Costume
It could bring you bad luck on a rainy Halloween night. See also Bathroom.
Funny Questions
2058. If Everyone Had a Rhyming Name Like "Bill Nye the Science Guy," What Would Yours Be?
Another example, "Jeffery Dahmer the People Nommer"