Funny Insults

2041. Go Eat a Cactus

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Funny Observations

2042. Dogs Are Smarter than Humans

Dogs can understand human language, but humans don’t understand dog barks. See also Dogs, Logic.

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Funny Names

2043. Theodore Rockingchair

The Rock's real name. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Insults

2044. You Seem Like the Kind of Person That Watches Workout Videos in Bed

See also Exercise.

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Funny Things to Do

2045. Making the "T" and "F" Look the Same on True/False Questions

See also Schools.

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Funny Euphemisms

2046. Butthole Planet

Also known as Uranus. See also Planets.

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Funny Observations

2047. Snakes Are Literally Just Heads with Tails

See also Snakes.

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Funny Quotes

2048. "Humans Are Just Animals with Guns."

―My Dad See also Fathers, Guns.

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Funny Insults

2049. Hey loser, are you from Loser Town? Because you're a loser.

Caution: only use if you want opponent to be destroyed.

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Funny Sayings

2050. Roses are red, violets are blue—no they're not. They're violet.

See also Flowers, Lies.

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