Funny Observations

2041. If you get a bigger bed than you have now you will have more bed room but less bedroom.

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Funny Names

2042. William Williamson

See also Redundant.

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Funny Nicknames

2043. Funcle

The fun uncle. Not to be confused with Druncle.

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Funny Drinks

2044. Grape Juice

Tastes like purple.

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Funny Insults

2045. I Hope Your Day is as Pleasant as You Are!

Wishing someone a horrible day in the classiest way possible.

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Funny Animals

2046. Beach Chicken

Also known as a seagull. See also Birds.

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Funny Animals

2047. Bony-Eared Assfish

Do not bite the hand that names you. Seriously, a real animal. See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2048. What do you call a robot that drinks water?

Rusty. See also Sad.

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Funny Advice

2049. If You Hear Weird Noises in the Night, Simply Make Weirder Noises to Assert Dominance

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Funny Euphemisms

2050. Pencil Killer

Also known as an eraser.

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