Funny Sayings

2041. One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Garbage.

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Funny Advice

2042. If You Pour the Milk Before the Cereal, You’ll Never be Forced to Eat Dry Cereal

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Funny Clothes

2043. The Other Part of the Crop Top

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Funny Things to Do

2044. Have a Staring Contest with Your Dog

Sometimes she actually stares back. See also Dogs.

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Funny Phobias

2045. Ammophobia

Fear of walking on sand.

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Funny Quotes

2046. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

―Steve Martin

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Funny Euphemisms

2047. Eat Schnitzel

See also Profanity.

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Funny Euphemisms

2048. Yum Triangles

Also known as Doritos. See also Snacks.

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Funny Foods

2049. Alligator Pears

What Americans used to call avacados. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Quotes

2050. “Peoples say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every say.”

―A. A. Milne

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