Funny Sayings

2021. If Life Was Easy, Babies Wouldn't be Born Crying

See also Babies.

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Funny Euphemisms

2022. Secret Government Surveillance Cameras

Also known as birds. See also Birds.

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Funny Observations

2023. You Can Put Anything in a Person's Hand While They Are Making a Phone Call

Try this one. It works.

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Funny Observations

2024. Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday is so close to Monday?

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Funny Diseases

2025. Corana Virus

Well kids, when I was your age...

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Funny Questions

2026. When someone tells you not to listen to them, and you listen to them, are you listening to them or not?

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Funny Things

2027. The Dump Trump Statue

Really, look it up. It's him sitting on a golden toilet with his pants down, tweeting. See also Politics, Presidents, Scatalogical.

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Funny Jobs

2028. Golf Ball Diver

You go around and scuba dive in those ponds at golf courses, dodge alligators, and retrieve golf balls. See also Golf.

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Funny Words

2029. Choir

According to some website, it’s the most hard-to-pronounce word in the English language. Closely followed by the word “squirrel.”

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Funny Observations

2030. Dying of Old Age is Just Dying of Not Dying

See also Death.

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