Funny Advice

2071. Don't Open the Window When in Submarine

See also Water.

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Funny Insults

2072. You Seem Like the Kind of Person Who Searches Insults Online

See also Internet.

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Funny Names

2073. Perlamonia Craps

My relative's actual name... No joke. Even Google doesn't recognize this name.

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Funny Euphemisms

2074. The Only Thing Canada's Sorry For

Also known as Justin Bieber. See also Celebrities, Music.

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Funny Insults

2075. Shut up, you smell.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2076. What Do You Call a Basket with No Bottom?

Useless.

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Funny Observations

2077. Babies Are Long Until They Start to Walk and Become Tall

See also Babies.

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Funny Sayings

2078. Love is Like a Fart—If You Have to Force It It's Probably Sh*t

See also Profanity, Scatological.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2079. What Do You Call a Sad Vegetarian?

Sad. Did you expect me to make a joke? No, he is sad. See also Vegetarian.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2080. It's Not Easy Being a Self-made Man

For starters, you need both an Oedipus complex and a time machine.

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