Funny Animals

2071. Psychologist Dog

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Funny Things to Do

2072. Bringing Back Dinosaurs and Training Them to Use Guns

See also Dinosaurs, Guns.

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Funny Words

2073. Balter

To dance with little to no skill or grace, but often with enjoyment.

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Funny Advice

2074. Always remember, you can teach a man to fish, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in each hand.

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Funny Observations

2075. Water Isn't Wet

Technically, being wet means being covered or saturated with water or another liquid, so water isn't wet, it is the wetness. See also Science.

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Funny Questions

2076. What Does Many Mean?

Thanks for telling me the meaning of many—it means a lot.

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Funny Insults

2077. "She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her."

Shakespeare for the win! See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Quotes

2078. "I'm not a pee wizard. I can't predict pee."

Me, when my girlfriend complained that she needed to go to the bathroom right after I called her. See also Bathroom, Magic.

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Funny Sayings

2079. All Poopoo Times Are Peepee Times but Not All Peepee Times Are Poopoo Times

See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

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Funny Insults

2080. You Played Me Like a Fiddle

No, fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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