Funny Instruments

2111. Cat Piano

A piano that prods cats when you press the keys, causing them to yowl. Kittens make up the high notes with older cats doing the low notes. Familiar to anybody who's read PB. Kerr's Children of the Lamp series. See also Cats.

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Funny Observations

2112. In Greek "Arctic" Means Place with Bears, Whereas "Antarctic" Means Place Without Bears

Funnily enough, the Arctic has polar bears, while the Antarctic has no bears. See also Bears, Greek.

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Funny Things to Do

2113. Biting Your Thumb at People

Yet another famous Shakespearian insult. You do a thumbs-up and then put the top of your thumb into your mouth. Bite down. Sick burn. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Things

2114. Triangles

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Funny Places

2115. Cereal, Alberta, Canada

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Funny Questions

2116. Why Did the Ducks Cross the Road?

I don’t know. See also Birds, Ducks.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2117. Think of a Number Between 0 and 20.

Add 32.
Multiply it by 2.
Subtract 1.
Close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
See also Math, Pranks.

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Funny Names

2118. Shakespeare Mozart Amstrong

See also Legendary.

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Funny Advice

2119. When You Fart in Public, Yell "Jet Power!" and Walk Faster

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Sayings

2120. Time is a Contruct and So Are Pants

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