Funny Insults

2111. You Played Me Like a Fiddle

No, fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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Funny Euphemisms

2112. Cursed Ravioli

Also known as Smuckers Uncrustables.

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Funny Observations

2113. The Average Number of Skeletons Inside the Human Body is Greater than One

It sounds creepy until you realize that the major contributor to that statistic is pregnancy.

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Funny Observations

2114. “I will be contacting my lawyer” is the adult version of “I'm telling my mom.”

Makes you think of Trump, doesn’t it? See also Lawyers.

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Funny Sayings

2115. In Germany they are stocking up for the lockdown with sausage and cheese.

That’s the Wurst Käse scenario. See also German.

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Funny Sayings

2116. Lazy Fact #1737907364920226488360101763894038278

You were too lazy to read those numbers.

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Funny Sayings

2117. You Can Teach a Man to Fish...

But you can't teach a fish to man. See also Fish.

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Funny Things to Do

2118. Hula-Hooping Without the Hula Hoop

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Funny Things to Do

2119. Arguing with a Baby

See also Babies.

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Funny Videos

2120. Asthma Jams

The music show for cool kids with asthma.
"Shake, shake, shake that medicine." See also Asthma.

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