Funny Songs

2091. I’m Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home

A 1982 country song by David Frizzell. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Songs

2092. Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart

A 1968 song from?believe it or not?Johnny Cash. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Songs

2093. Fish Heads

A novelty song by Barnes & Barnes. See also 80's.

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Funny Insults

2094. You're So Unfunny That a Tree is More of a Comedian

See also Trees.

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Funny Observations

2095. A caterpillar isn't a “cat” or an “er” or a “pillar,” but if you think about it, it does make sense.

Cats are a living organism and pillars are long and the “er” doesn't really make sense, just like a caterpillar. See also Insects.

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Funny Advice

2096. After giving people advice always say, “I'm not sure it works tho” so they can't say it ruined their life.

(I’m not sure it works tho.)

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Funny Instruments

2097. Pyrophone

An organ powered by gasoline and propane with sounds made by explosion and combustion. See also Fire.

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Funny Words

2098. Whomst

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Funny Words

2099. Petrichor

When you walk outside after a heavy rainstorm and wonder… What's that smell? There is actually a word for that. See also Weather.

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Funny Names

2100. Jazzy Loner

J-Lo's full name.

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