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Funny Insults
2011. You Blockhead
Funny Observations
2012. Vending Machines Are Twice as Dangerous as Sharks
I'm not kidding, look it up—they kill more people every year. See also Sharks.
Funny Questions
2015. If the Person Who Invented the Walkie Talkie Invented Something Else, What Would They Call it?
Would a car be a Drovey Wovey?
Funny Things to Do
2016. Are You There, Moriarty?
Victorian parlor game involving blindfolds, rolled-up newspapers, and mild violence. See also Victorian.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2018. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?
Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.
Funny Drinks
2019. Cement Mixer
Widely regarded as one fo the worst shots ever. One part Baileys Irish Cream curdled by one part lime juice swished about the mouth. See also Alcohol.