Funny Animals

1981. Tassled Wobbegong

A species of carpet shark. See also Australian.

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Funny Instruments

1982. Cat Piano

A piano that prods cats when you press the keys, causing them to yowl. Kittens make up the high notes with older cats doing the low notes. Familiar to anybody who's read PB. Kerr's Children of the Lamp series. See also Cats.

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Funny Observations

1983. In Greek "Arctic" Means Place with Bears, Whereas "Antarctic" Means Place Without Bears

Funnily enough, the Arctic has polar bears, while the Antarctic has no bears. See also Bears, Greek.

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Funny Things to Do

1984. Biting Your Thumb at People

Yet another famous Shakespearian insult. You do a thumbs-up and then put the top of your thumb into your mouth. Bite down. Sick burn. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Things

1985. Triangles

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Funny Places

1986. Cereal, Alberta, Canada

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Funny Questions

1987. Why Did the Ducks Cross the Road?

I don’t know. See also Birds, Ducks.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1988. Think of a Number Between 0 and 20.

Add 32.
Multiply it by 2.
Subtract 1.
Close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
See also Math, Pranks.

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Funny Names

1989. Shakespeare Mozart Amstrong

See also Legendary.

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Funny Advice

1990. When You Fart in Public, Yell "Jet Power!" and Walk Faster

See also Flatulence.

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