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Funny Questions
1981. What Does Many Mean?
Thanks for telling me the meaning of many—it means a lot.
Funny Insults
1982. "She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her."
Shakespeare for the win! See also Shakespeare.
Funny Quotes
1983. "I'm not a pee wizard. I can't predict pee."
Me, when my girlfriend complained that she needed to go to the bathroom right after I called her. See also Bathroom, Magic.
Funny Sayings
1984. All Poopoo Times Are Peepee Times but Not All Peepee Times Are Poopoo Times
See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.
Funny Insults
1985. You Played Me Like a Fiddle
No, fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.
Funny Observations
1987. The Average Number of Skeletons Inside the Human Body is Greater than One
It sounds creepy until you realize that the major contributor to that statistic is pregnancy.
Funny Observations
1988. “I will be contacting my lawyer” is the adult version of “I'm telling my mom.”
Makes you think of Trump, doesn’t it? See also Lawyers.
Funny Sayings
1989. In Germany they are stocking up for the lockdown with sausage and cheese.
That’s the Wurst Käse scenario. See also German.
Funny Sayings
1990. Lazy Fact #1737907364920226488360101763894038278
You were too lazy to read those numbers.