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1981. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.

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1982. Cement Mixer

Widely regarded as one fo the worst shots ever. One part Baileys Irish Cream curdled by one part lime juice swished about the mouth. See also Alcohol.

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1983. Abbreviate Neil Armstrong’s Name to Neil A, and then Read It Backwards

Coincidence? I THINK NOT. See also Aliens, Space.

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1984. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

―The Dalai Lama

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1985. What if Dogs Only Fetch Because They Think That Throwing the Ball or Stick Makes You Happy?

1986. PG-0

Also known as G.

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1987. Fuzzerbutt

For dogs with excessively fluffy bottoms. See also Dogs.

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1988. If You Do the Same Thing for 8 Hours Everyday That’s Madness, but if You Get Paid then It’s a Job

1989. The Word "Bed" Looks Like a Bed

Tic Tacs are almost pure sugar, but get away with calling themselves sugar-free because US regulations state that anything less than a gram of sugar is sugar-free, and individual Tic Tacs weigh less than a gram. They’ve been hustling us since 1968. See also Candy.

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