Funny People

2201. The Guy That Laughs when the Toilet Water Splashes His Butt

Also known as Donald Trump. See also Bathroom, Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Sayings

2202. I Hope Whoever Made Auto-correct Burns in Hello

See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Insults

2203. You're as Useless as the 'ea' in 'Tea'

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Funny Things

2204. Lips

Used to close the mouth airtight shut, to hold food and drink inside, to keep out unwanted objects, and to spread germs by kissing. See also Body.

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Funny Advice

2205. When in Doubt, Just Quit Your Job and Become a Pottery Teacher

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2206. What Do You Call a Bakery That Pregnant Women Go To?

A bakery.

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Funny Questions

2207. What's the Opposite of a Firefly?

A waterfall.

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Funny Jobs

2208. Fire Distinguisher

Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2209. What Do You Call Milk That is Infested with Bacteria?

Yogurt. See also Dairy.

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Funny Clothes

2210. Toilet Paper Mummy Costume

It could bring you bad luck on a rainy Halloween night. See also Bathroom.

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