All Entries
Funny Songs
2203. Old Dad Road
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the Old Dad Road...
Why is there no one here? See also Made Up.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2204. What Has Four Letters, Sometimes Has Nine Letters, but Never Has Five.
True fact.
Funny Words
2207. Xertz
To drink or eat quickly or greedily. I'm surprised this isn't used more often.
Funny Advice
2208. Dress Your Kids for School After Their Night Time Bath; Then You Don't Have to Fight Them in the Morning
Funny Foods
2210. Pizza Bones
It's the crescent of crust from each slice after you've eaten the good stuff. Some people dip it in garlic butter and eat it separate. First heard this in Austin TX when some guys were begging for pizza bones 'cause they were broke at the time. (I bought them a whole one...) See also Pizza.