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Funny Questions

2251. What's the Opposite of a Firefly?

A waterfall.

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Funny Jobs

2252. Fire Distinguisher

Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2253. What Do You Call Milk That is Infested with Bacteria?

Yogurt. See also Dairy.

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Funny Clothes

2254. Toilet Paper Mummy Costume

It could bring you bad luck on a rainy Halloween night. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Questions

2255. If Everyone Had a Rhyming Name Like "Bill Nye the Science Guy," What Would Yours Be?

Another example, "Jeffery Dahmer the People Nommer"

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Funny Nicknames

2256. Sparkleshits

Funny Phobias

2257. Pteridophobia

Fear of ferns. See also Plants.

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Funny Phobias

2258. Lutraphobia

Fear of otters. See also Rodents.

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Funny Things

2259. Niggly Wigglies

The tiny paper flag in a Hershey's Kiss. See also Candy, Chocolate.

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Funny Toys

2260. Angry Birds Knock on Wood Shop

A board game version of the video game for, I don’t know, the Amish? See also Video Games.

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