Funny Anti-Jokes

2301. Did You Know That a Dog Can Jump Higher than a House?

It's due to the dog's powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can't jump. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on July 30, 2019| 2 Comments | 155 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

2302. Boots Printed with Fine Art

I should have bought that pair of Vincent Van Gogh-Gogh boots! See also Art, Shoes.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019| Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

2303. Go Sit on a Traffic Cone

Added by a Guest on July 30, 2019| 2 Comments | 84 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

2304. Dick

I understand Bob from Robert, but how did they get Dick from Richard? Did I miss something when these names were changed? Does anyone answer to Dick?

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019| 20 Comments | 36 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2305. Since There's an Untimely Death, What Constitutes a Timely Death?

Well, he died on Wednesday, we buried him on Friday, and still had the weekend free! That's timing! See also Death, Weekends.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019| 2 Comments | 37 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

2306. La Rue Street

Most towns have one... La Rue is French for "the street" so it's the street street. See also French.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 29, 2019| Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

2307. Arkadelphia, Texarkana, and Texoma

Thanks Arkansas, Texas, and Oklahoma.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 29, 2019| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2308. What is Plaid and Has a Snout?

A detective dog! See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on July 29, 2019| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

2309. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Sh*t

I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 29, 2019| 2 Comments | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

2310. Shanda Lear

Daughter of Learjet founder, William Powell Lear. Always seemed cruel to me...

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 28, 2019| Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike