Funny Words

2321. Jejune

Fancy word for naive or simplistic.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2322. What Did One Frenchman Say to the Other?

I have no idea, I don't speak French. See also French.

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Funny Observations

2323. Second Place Means That You're the Best Loser

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Funny Quotes

2324. "70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots."

Attributed to Bill Murray.

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Funny Diseases

2325. Fish Odor Syndrome

A metabolism disorder in which toxins get into ones sweat and urine, and makes one smell like fish. See also Fish.

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Funny Drinks

2326. The Drunk Teenager

A mix of every type of alcoholic drink you can find at home. A very small amount of each is used so to remain undetectable by parents. See also Alcohol, Parents, Teenagers.

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Funny Clothes

2327. Wind Breaker

Breaks the wind. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Phrases

2328. Jibba-Jabba

A phrase Mr. T commonly used when calling BS, for example, "Stop all that jibba-jabba fool!" See also Celebrities.

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Funny Quotes

2329. "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."

This is apparently Al Pacino's favorite joke, as claimed by Johnny Depp on Letterman. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Observations

2330. Towels Get Wetter the More They Dry

Mind blown.

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