Funny Sayings

2321. Just Because You're Correct Doesn't Mean You're Right

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Funny Advice

2322. It Doesn't Matter Where You Get Your Appetite as Long as You Eat at Home

Along the lines of "look but don't touch."

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Funny Animals

2323. Raspberry Crazy Ant

For some reason they like to go inside computers and other electronics. See also Computers.

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Funny Euphemisms

2324. Soupy Scoopy

Also known as a spoon. See also Utensils.

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Funny Euphemisms

2325. Person Pocket

Also known as a bed. See also Furniture.

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Funny Insults

2326. If I Wanted to Hear from an A$$hole, I Would Have Farted

See also Flatulence, Profanity.

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Funny Nicknames

2327. Beernuts

What we call my dog when she nuzzles your beer over. See also Alcohol, Dogs.

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Funny Phrases

2328. Reaching For The Brass Ring

In the early days of amusement park carousels, kids riding a circling wooden horse up & down, were encouraged to lean WAAAAYYYY out to grab a brass ring hanging out of a wall dispenser. Redeemed for a ticket, the next ride was FREE. It was a prize if you took and won the risk. Dangerous but VERY popular. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Tattoos

2329. If You Can Read This There Better be an Engagement Ring in Your Pocket!

Roz, on the sitcom Night Court, mentioned this was her only tattoo, somewhere on her butt cheek. Still makes me giggle... See also 80's, Sitcom.

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Funny Drinks

2330. Molotov Cocktail

Reasonably good, but the cloth is a bit hard to chew through.

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