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Funny Quotes

2361. "70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots."

Attributed to Bill Murray.

Added by aLoHA on June 7, 2019| 10 Comments | 152 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

2362. Fish Odor Syndrome

A metabolism disorder in which toxins get into ones sweat and urine, and makes one smell like fish. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2019| 6 Comments | 57 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

2363. The Drunk Teenager

A mix of every type of alcoholic drink you can find at home. A very small amount of each is used so to remain undetectable by parents. See also Alcohol, Parents, Teenagers.

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Funny Clothes

2364. Wind Breaker

Breaks the wind. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Phrases

2365. Jibba-Jabba

A phrase Mr. T commonly used when calling BS, for example, "Stop all that jibba-jabba fool!" See also Celebrities.

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Funny Quotes

2366. "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."

This is apparently Al Pacino's favorite joke, as claimed by Johnny Depp on Letterman. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Observations

2367. Towels Get Wetter the More They Dry

Mind blown.

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Funny Insults

2368. You Are a So Big Loser That, if There Had Been a Losing Contest You'd Have Been on the Second Place.

You are such a big loser that if there was contest for biggest loser, you'd come in second place.

Added by a Guest on May 30, 2019| 12 Comments | 104 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phobias

2369. Christougenniatiko Dentrophobia

The fear of Christmas trees. See also Christmas, Trees.

Added by a Guest on May 25, 2019| 5 Comments | 47 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

2370. Pudú Deer

An odd and chubby mix of a deer and a fox.

Added by a Guest on May 21, 2019| 11 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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