Funny Observations

2381. If a baby is born in New York at 12:00 AM, and another baby is born simultaneously in California, they will have different birthdays.

See also Babies, Birthdays.

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Funny Observations

2382. Space Ships Are Just Air Submarines

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Funny Questions

2383. At what point does a leaflet become a pamphlet?

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2384. What's the Difference Between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One's really heavy, the others a little lighter.

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2385. Why can a fly enter through a 2-inch cracked window, but can't leave through a wide open door?

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Funny Questions

2386. Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day?

Because thou hast no class. See also Schools.

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2387. Firefly is the opposite of waterfall.

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2388. If everything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

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Funny Euphemisms

2389. Snowman Pee

Also known as water. See also Bathroom.

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2390. Brushing your teeth is the only time you wash your skeleton.

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