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2431. What Do You Want Me to Do? Have a Basket for Each Egg?

Homer Simpson after being told not to put all his eggs in one basket. See also Simpsons.

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2432. Extraordinary

Very unusual or remarkable. Unless you add a space and it's extra ordinary, meaning it's completely normal.

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2433. Pickles in a Bag

As sold in highway convenience stores.

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Take "Wreck It Ralph," "The Emoji Movie," and a splash of "The Lego Movie" for an uproarious 90-minute extended commercial extravaganza! Oh, and, if the production studio has time, maybe a plot. See also Made Up.

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Funny Places

2435. This Way and That Way

Real streets in Texas.

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Funny Tattoos

2436. Clear My Browser History

A good thing to have tattooed someplace nobody would look unless they're dead, such as the inner thigh or behind the ear. See also Internet.

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Funny Quotes

2437. "Here's all you have to know about men and women; woman are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason woman are crazy is that men are stupid."

- George Carlin See also Men, Women.

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Funny Toys

2438. Pogo Sticks

Has anyone ever pogo'd for more than 30 seconds?

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Funny Animals

2439. Boops Boops

This is an actual fish. See also Fish.

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Funny Phobias

2440. Abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyzphobia

The fear of a single, missing letter. See also Made Up.

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