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Funny Phrases
2442. Jibba-Jabba
A phrase Mr. T commonly used when calling BS, for example, "Stop all that jibba-jabba fool!" See also Celebrities.
Funny Quotes
2443. "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."
This is apparently Al Pacino's favorite joke, as claimed by Johnny Depp on Letterman. See also Celebrities.
Funny Insults
2445. You Are a So Big Loser That, if There Had Been a Losing Contest You'd Have Been on the Second Place.
You are such a big loser that if there was contest for biggest loser, you'd come in second place.