Funny Phobias

2441. Philemaphobia

The fear of kissing.

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Funny Quotes

2442. “The Average Dog is a Nicer Person than the Average Person.”

– Andy Rooney
See also Dogs.

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Funny Instruments

2443. Carrot Recorder

There's a YouTube video on how to hollow out a carrot and drill holes in it so you can play it as a recorder. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Songs

2444. The THX Theme

It has lyrics you can sing along to:
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Funny Diseases

2445. Boanthropy

A rare condition in which one believes he or she is a cow. The most famous historic example is King Nebuchadnezzar, who, according to Bible "was driven from men and did eat grass as oxen." See also Cows.

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Funny Euphemisms

2446. Adult Corn

Also known as the opposite of baby corn, or just corn.

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Funny Observations

2447. If You've Read the Dictionary, then Everything else You Read is a Remix

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Funny Sayings

2448. The Bell Doesn't Dismiss You, I Do

See also Schools, Teachers.

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Funny Euphemisms

2449. Flappy Boi

Also known as a seagull. See also Birds.

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Funny Advice

2450. Don't Take The Phone, Take The Charger

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