Funny Euphemisms

2481. Snowman Pee

Also known as water. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Observations

2482. Brushing your teeth is the only time you wash your skeleton.

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Funny Sayings

2483. I know I seem okay on the outside, but deep down, in my shoe, my sock is sliding off my foot.

See also Shoes.

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Funny Observations

2484. At Some Point in Time, You Were the Youngest Human on Earth

Woah.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2485. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't Come Back?

A stick.

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Funny Insults

2486. Sneeze Pig

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Funny Observations

2487. The lobsters in the kitchen of the Titanic must have thought it was a miracle when it sank.

Now, they'll have a story to tell their grandchildren.

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Funny Euphemisms

2488. Danger Noodle Shaky Tail

Watch out, they have death juice on their mouth spikes! See also Snakes.

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Funny Observations

2489. Why Do People Say "I Slept Like a Baby" when Babies Wake Up Ten Times Every Hour?

See also Babies.

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Funny Products

2490. Fake-Fake Vomit

Vomit that looks fake but is actually real.

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