Funny Observations

2531. You have never actually seen your real face, you have only seen reflections of it.

Mind blown.

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Funny Observations

2532. Why do noses run and feet smell?

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Funny Observations

2533. If You Think About It, the Brain Named Itself

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Funny Phrases

2534. To Serve and Correct

The Grammar Police's motto. Ironically enough, it's not even a complete sentence; it is a sentence fragment and oH GOD IT'S SPREADING. See also Grammar, Ironic, Police.

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Funny Words

2535. Blithely

Sounds like it should have a negative connotation, but actually means "with cheerful indifference." Ironically enough, I learned it from this site: not from a post, but from the flavor text on the commenting screen. The more you know.

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Funny Nicknames

2536. America's Village Idiot

Also known as Donald Trump. See also Politics, Presidents.

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Funny T-Shirts

2537. If I’m ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if that works. Shop

You got it, Dad.

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Funny Euphemisms

2538. Domesticated Rocks

Also known as bricks. See also Rocks.

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Funny Observations

2539. If a baby is born in New York at 12:00 AM, and another baby is born simultaneously in California, they will have different birthdays.

See also Babies, Birthdays.

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Funny Observations

2540. Space Ships Are Just Air Submarines

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