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Funny Observations
2571. There is No Sunrise or Sunset
The Earth spins, the sun does not move. Thousands of years of observation from this planet cannot change these words.
Funny Things
2572. Armstrong Steering
Standard on every car before power steering. If you drove a lot, your arms got a whole lot stronger. See also Cars.
Funny Things
2573. Left-Arm Tan
In the days before every car had air conditioning, guys would drive with their left arm out the window, thus a great tan but only on one arm. See also Cars.
Funny Songs
2574. You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'
Opening line: "You never close your eyes, anymore, when I kiss your lips."
And the guy knows this how? 'Cause he ain't closing his eyes either! Awkward. Really awkward. See also 60's.
Funny Things to Do
2575. Keep Jumping and Try to Stay off the Ground
Yay! I'm flying! Am I? See also Children.
Funny Clothes
2577. Vest Able to Hold Multiple Dynamite Sticks
Where does a terrorist/bank robber get one of those? Does their mother make this? Girlfriend? Does he bring a stick for them to size it right? I have never seen one on a rack or a pattern in Simplicity. Surely if these men could make a vest themselves, this would mean they already have a skilled job.
Funny Clothes
2578. Safari Outfit with "Dry Clean Only" Tag
Really? Outdoor wear? So on the Serengeti I have to find a dry cleaners? Maybe if it's a drive thru...
Funny Clothes
2579. Camouflage Clothes with an Orange Work Vest
As seen on many roadside workers, thus defeating the purpose of both pieces of clothing.
Funny Questions
2580. How Come Flammable and Inflammable Mean the Same Thing?
So what word tells someone that something ISN'T easy to catch fire?