Funny Sayings

2591. I know I seem okay on the outside, but deep down, in my shoe, my sock is sliding off my foot.

See also Shoes.

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Funny Observations

2592. At Some Point in Time, You Were the Youngest Human on Earth

Woah.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2593. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't Come Back?

A stick.

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Funny Insults

2594. Sneeze Pig

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Funny Observations

2595. The lobsters in the kitchen of the Titanic must have thought it was a miracle when it sank.

Now, they'll have a story to tell their grandchildren.

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Funny Euphemisms

2596. Danger Noodle Shaky Tail

Watch out, they have death juice on their mouth spikes! See also Snakes.

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Funny Observations

2597. Why Do People Say "I Slept Like a Baby" when Babies Wake Up Ten Times Every Hour?

See also Babies.

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Funny Products

2598. Fake-Fake Vomit

Vomit that looks fake but is actually real.

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Funny Observations

2599. You Can Throw a Rock into a Lake and be the Last One to Touch That Rock Until the End of Time

Yow know, it could be true.

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Funny Sayings

2600. The Man Who Says It Couldn't be Done, Should Not Interrupt the Woman Doing It

See also Men, Women.

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