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Funny Questions
2591. Since There's an Untimely Death, What Constitutes a Timely Death?
Well, he died on Wednesday, we buried him on Friday, and still had the weekend free! That's timing! See also Death, Weekends.
Funny Places
2592. La Rue Street
Most towns have one... La Rue is French for "the street" so it's the street street. See also French.
Funny Sayings
2595. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Sh*t
I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.
Funny Names
2596. Shanda Lear
Daughter of Learjet founder, William Powell Lear. Always seemed cruel to me...
Funny Observations
2597. The Japanesse Flag Could Just be a Pie Chart of How Much of Japan is Japan
See also Flags.
Funny Instruments
2599. Shakers, Maracas, Beans in a Can, and Sand in a Tube
Gives the guitar player or drummer's girlfriend something to play when they are "in the band" that doesn't detract from the REAL music. Quieter than a tambourine, easier to play.
Funny TV Shows
2600. My Mother The Car
NOTHING else was this dysfunctional! Man who NEVER left his mother, now takes care of her spirit in a Model-T car. Obviously this man will NEVER get a date. And mom will NEVER let him go... who thought this was a good idea? See also 60's.