Funny Anti-Jokes

2591. What's the Difference Between a Blonde and a Bowling Ball?

A blonde is a human with a specific hair colour, while a bowling ball is a ball typically used in the sport of ten pin bowling.

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Funny Books

2592. Signed Copies of the Bible

What? Does god sign it? See also Religion.

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Funny Nicknames

2593. Febreezus Christ

For someone who uses too much Febreeze.

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Funny Animals

2594. Thisanimalia Doesnotexsistius

The scientific name for a unicorn. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

2595. You Know when You're a 90's Kid when You Look at Your Birth Certificate and It Says You Were Born in a Year Between 1990 and 1999

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Funny Things to Do

2596. Writing "Jesus" Under Happy Birthday Wrapping Paper When You Run out of Christmas Paper

See also Christmas, Religion.

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Funny Things to Do

2597. Listening to the Friends Theme Without Clapping

Good luck, you're gonna need it. See also Television.

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Funny Advice

2598. If There is no Flashlight on Your Phone, Take a Photo of the Sun and Use It in the Dark

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Funny Euphemisms

2599. Old Child

Also known as an adult.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2600. What Do You Call a Pencil Sharpener That Can't Sharpen Pencils?

Broken.

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