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2591. What Do You Call a Ordinary Person?

Nothing, they will be forgotten in 30 years.

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2592. Angry Carrot

Also known as Mr. President. See also Presidents.

Added by a Guest on February 1, 2019| 7 Comments | 116 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2593. Drinking Can Cause Memory Loss, or Even Worse, Memory Loss

2594. Goat and Sheep Intestines Full of Blood

Inspissate it with mucus, then play it. Basically the vibes.

Added by TheDeadColdNightInTheHole on January 29, 2019| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2595. What is a foot long, is made mostly of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?

A Shoe. See also Shoes.

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2596. Diet-flavoured Peanuts

A packet of salt.

Added by BondboyTrenshenFandashe on January 28, 2019| 1 Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2597. "When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work."

- Captain Obvious

Added by TheRealNess on January 28, 2019| 7 Comments | 204 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2598. Underwear Hat

Usually worn by little kids who don't want to go to bed.
Especially stylish with pony tails or pig tails sticking out of the leg holes.

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2599. The Flimsy Crepe Paper Crowns Found in Christmas Crackers

You either wear them all Christmas Day then throw it out, or you immediately throw it out, or you insist on keeping it forever and ever to remember the wonderful holiday you had and then forget about it's existence until the next Christmas when you wonder where your previous one went. See also Christmas.

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Funny Foods

2600. Mud Pie

Offered to adults by small children, and never actually eaten by them. Sometimes consumed by the chef. Usually prerequesitory to a bath or shower or backyard hose. See also Children.

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