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Funny Insults
2615. "He is Not Only Dull Himself, He is the Cause of Dullness in Others."
- Samuel Johnson
Funny Insults
2616. I Love What You're Doing with Your Hair!
How'd you get it to come out of your nostrils like that? See also Hair.
Funny Insults
2617. Ten Ways To Insult Your Friends With Math
10. You're obtuse.
9. You're not normal.
8. You're so negative.
7. You're not natural.
6. You're irrational.
5. You're odd.
4. You're past your prime.
3. You're way off base.
2. You're such a square.
And the number one way to insult your friends with mathematics...
1. Your friends are all imaginary. See also Math.
Funny Observations
2618. Lazy Fact #1725402648207549
You were too lazy to read that number. See also Lazy.
Funny Questions
2620. Why Did the Snail Paint the "S" on the Side of His Car?
So when he drove by, people would see the escargot. See also Cars.