Funny Euphemisms

2601. Cruel Clippers Capable of Countless Catastrophes

Also know as those scissors that you're kinda scared to use because the last time you did, something went horribly wrong. (I have been a victim of many scissor-related disasters.)

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Funny Words

2602. Korkenzieher

In German, the device to remove a wine cork. See also German.

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Funny Places

2603. Crotch Cresent, Oxford

See also British.

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Funny Things to Do

2604. Uncrusting Uncrustables

For some reason I know a lot of people who do this. See also Snacks.

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Funny Sayings

2605. Life is like chess; I don't know how to play chess.

See also Games.

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Funny Observations

2606. Every Stairway is a Stairway To Heaven if You're Clumsy Enough

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Funny Observations

2607. Bowling is the Most Dangerous Sport

It's been proven that 100% of people who have gone bowling eventually die. See also Sports.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2608. People Say Congrats Because They Can't Spell Conrajuationz

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Funny Euphemisms

2609. Stink Squirrel

Also know as a skunk. See also Rodents.

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Funny Observations

2610. You have never actually seen your real face, you have only seen reflections of it.

Mind blown.

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