Funny Conveyances

2601. Cars with Eyelashes

Lets not assume genders yet... See also Cars.

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Funny Phrases

2602. Small Computer Book Club

One sentence, many meanings. See also Computers.

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Funny Quotes

2603. "I like sleep. You're alive but unconscious."

Thank you, Rita Rudner! See also Sleep.

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Funny Things to Do

2604. Asking Siri to Beatbox

"Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots..." See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Advice

2605. "Be Careful" and "Drive Safely"

Good thing someone ALWAYS says these things as I'm leaving an event. I WAS planning on being reckless and irresponsible! Now it's just ruined.

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Funny Advice

2606. No Matter What, if It Rhymes It's True, My Dude

This is good advice, and it's nice.

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Funny Phobias

2607. Procrastinationophobia

Fear of... nah, I'll tell you later. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things

2608. Strange Priorities

One of my gal friends won't loan me her golf clubs (that are cast iron), but she'll give me her kid in a minute! Too bad the kid doesn't fit in the golf bag...

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Funny Observations

2609. Taking Photos is the Only Way to Shoot Someone and Cut Their Head Off

Some random meme I found on the net. Y'all know who coined this one? See also Cameras.

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Funny Insults

2610. Soggy Lampshade

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