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2621. Can You Say These Four Words Outloud Really Fast Without Getting Tounge Twisted?

Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed. See also Pranks.

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2622. "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because he will find an easy way to do It."

- Bill Gates See also Lazy.

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2623. "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."

- Albert Einstein See also Marriage, Men, Women.

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2624. "I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want to eat 2,000 of something."

- Mitch Hedberg

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2625. Good Glasses Will Help You to See Well

Or else you'll fall into one and drown.

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2626. Ittibittium

A genus of very small sea snails.

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A type of mite known for its peculiar lifecycle. The male mates with the female in the pregnant animal's body. The mated mite then eat the mother from the inside out and is born pregnant. See also Insects.

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Funny Animals

2628. Billy Goats

Male billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to female billy goats.

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Funny Insults

2629. You're as Useless as the "ueue" in "Queue"

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