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Funny Clothes
2671. Camouflage Clothes with an Orange Work Vest
As seen on many roadside workers, thus defeating the purpose of both pieces of clothing.
Funny Questions
2672. How Come Flammable and Inflammable Mean the Same Thing?
So what word tells someone that something ISN'T easy to catch fire?
Funny Sayings
2673. Great Minds Run in the Same Gutter
(And a dirty mind is a wealth of pleasure...)
Funny Advice
2674. Listen to Really Crappy Music when Going Through Something Terrible in Your Life
If you listen to music you love, it will become a constant reminder of crappy times. Instead listen to music you do not understand (different language) or something you will never hear again and you will never be reminded of bad things.
Funny Advice
2675. When Wearing Boots, Always Wear Different Color Socks
When your boots come off, it will be funny and you'll always have something to talk about. See also Shoes.
Funny Things to Do
2676. Picking Up a Furry Stuffed Animal and Making Like It's Biting Your Neck
This really upsets small children but makes adults laugh!
Funny Things to Do
2677. Backing Your Way Through a Drive Thru
That way the passenger has to order and pay! See also Fast Food, Pranks.
Funny Things to Do
2678. While Having a Conversation, Start Swaying Slowly Back and Forth.
See how long it takes anyone to notice. This is incredibly effective when talking to drunks . . .
Funny Anti-Jokes
2679. Did You Know That a Dog Can Jump Higher than a House?
It's due to the dog's powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can't jump. See also Dogs.
Funny Clothes
2680. Boots Printed with Fine Art
I should have bought that pair of Vincent Van Gogh-Gogh boots! See also Art, Shoes.