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Funny Sayings
2672. My Goal This Weekend is to Move Only Enough So People Know I'm Not Dead
Me every day. See also Weekends.
Funny Things to Do
2673. Cleaning Your House Before the Maid Arrives
Kind of defeats the purpose of having a maid, no? See also Unnecessary.
Funny Phrases
2674. Chess World Rattled as Someone Nearly Wins Game
Greatest headline ever on 538.com.
Funny Questions
2677. Who is Looking at This Entry?
You and the creepy murderer behind you. See also Pranks.
Funny Diseases
2679. Cotard's Delusion
A rare medical condition in which someone believes they're dead. See also Death.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2680. What Do You Call Someone Who Can Find the Square Root of 326,769?
Good at math. See also Math.