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Funny Euphemisms
2702. Going beyond Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.
Also known as passing gas. See also Flatulence, Science.
Funny Observations
2703. You never really wash your hands. You just stand there watching your hands wash each other.
Funny Words
2704. Smoot
5.58333 feet, i.e. the length of a guy named Smoot. More importantly, playable in Scrabble.
Funny Products
2707. Talking Toilet Paper Spindle Shop
Turns an ordinary trip to the bathroom into a laugh-filled surprise. See also Pranks.
Funny Questions
2708. What Do You Want Me to Do? Have a Basket for Each Egg?
Homer Simpson after being told not to put all his eggs in one basket. See also Simpsons.
Funny Words
2709. Extraordinary
Very unusual or remarkable. Unless you add a space and it's extra ordinary, meaning it's completely normal.