Funny Questions

2711. How Do You Feel?

With my hands. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Things to Do

2712. Amazon Prime and Relax

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2713. What Do You Call a Ordinary Person?

Nothing, they will be forgotten in 30 years.

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Funny Nicknames

2714. Angry Carrot

Also known as Mr. President. See also Presidents.

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Funny Advice

2715. Drinking Can Cause Memory Loss, or Even Worse, Memory Loss

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Instruments

2716. Goat and Sheep Intestines Full of Blood

Inspissate it with mucus, then play it. Basically the vibes.

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Funny Questions

2717. What is a foot long, is made mostly of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?

A Shoe. See also Shoes.

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Funny Foods

2718. Diet-flavoured Peanuts

A packet of salt.

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Funny Quotes

2719. "When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work."

- Captain Obvious

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Funny Clothes

2720. Underwear Hat

Usually worn by little kids who don't want to go to bed.
Especially stylish with pony tails or pig tails sticking out of the leg holes.

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