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Funny Observations
2711. Lazy Fact #1725402648207549
You were too lazy to read that number. See also Lazy.
Funny Questions
2713. Why Did the Snail Paint the "S" on the Side of His Car?
So when he drove by, people would see the escargot. See also Cars.
Funny Questions
2714. Can You Say These Four Words Outloud Really Fast Without Getting Tounge Twisted?
Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed. See also Pranks.
Funny Quotes
2715. "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because he will find an easy way to do It."
- Bill Gates See also Lazy.
Funny Quotes
2716. "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
Funny Quotes
2717. "I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want to eat 2,000 of something."
- Mitch Hedberg
Funny Animals
2720. Adactylidium
A type of mite known for its peculiar lifecycle. The male mates with the female in the pregnant animal's body. The mated mite then eat the mother from the inside out and is born pregnant. See also Insects.