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Funny Advice
2763. Ladies, if a man says he'll fix something, he will. There's no point in telling him about it every six months.
Some great marriage advice there. See also Marriage.
Funny Sayings
2764. Roses Are Red, My Name's Dave, This Poem Makes No Sense, Microwave.
See also Poetry.
Funny Books
2765. Reading for Dummies
...is that a rip in the space-time continuum? See also Made Up, Reading.
Funny Jobs
2768. Steve
Funny Sayings
2769. Hogan's Goat
An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.
Funny Advice
2770. Don't Let Go of You Wife's Hand at the Mall, Because She Will Start Shopping
It might look romantic, but it's actually economic. See also Sexism.