Funny Euphemisms

2761. Old Child

Also known as an adult.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2762. What Do You Call a Pencil Sharpener That Can't Sharpen Pencils?

Broken.

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Funny Observations

2763. The Latest Scientific Research Has Shown That You Can Travel on an Airplane Without Announcing It on Facebook

See also Social Media.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2764. I Got a New Boomerang Recently, but I'm Having Trouble Throwing Away My Old One

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Funny Observations

2765. You Can't Hum with Your Nose Pinched

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Funny Things to Do

2766. Hollow out a Banana and Drink Chocolate Milk from It

See also Dairy, Fruits.

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Funny Observations

2767. You Know a Pilot is a Good One if They Have the Same Number of Landings as Takeoffs

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Funny Things to Do

2768. Buy a Parrot and Teach It to Say, "Help, I've Been Turned into a Parrot!''

See also Birds, Pranks.

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Funny Animals

2769. Ouch Mouse

Also known as a hedgehog. See also British.

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Funny Names

2770. Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.

Snoop Dog"s real name. See also Singers.

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