Funny Insults

2781. Your Mom Did Your Dad

The dumbest insult I've ever heard. See also Parents.

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Funny Names

2782. Donald J. Trump: The 'J' is for Genius

See also Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Animals

2783. Irrelephant

Also known as an elephant that don't matter.

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Funny Names

2784. Reeky Racks

The name of my mom's first cat. See also Cats.

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Funny Sayings

2785. Happiness Equals Reality Minus Expectations

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Funny Tattoos

2786. Its Not Ezzy Being Weezy

Inscription on a tattoo of an inhaler.

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Funny Phrases

2787. Getting My Spells

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

2788. Stepping on a Rake with a Bare Foot

Double whammy.

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Funny Foods

2789. Blood Popsicles

Yes, this exists. I'm not sure when, but a zookeeper once decided it was so hot, they gave all the animals fruit popsicles, and the lion a blood popsicle.

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Funny Questions

2790. You Know What's Really Odd?

Numbers that can't be divided by 2. See also Dad Jokes.

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