Funny Advice

2821. If You Swim with a Friend, Your Chances of Getting Eaten by a Shark Will Drop by 50%

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2822. What Do You Get when You Cross a Madwoman and a Gardener?

A child.

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Funny TV Shows

2823. Mr. Hiccup

Italian-Swiss show in which the character, Mr. Hiccup, tries, and fails to cure his chronic hiccups. Ran for 39 episodes before the producers finally decided that trying to cure hiccups isn't interesting. See also 80's, Italian, Swiss.

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Funny Euphemisms

2824. Sky Juice

Also known as rain. See also Weather.

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Funny Songs

2825. Oldies in Pharmaceutical Commericals

They play old songs to appeal to the elderly. Which means in 50 years Despacito will be playing on an Ex-Lax commercial. See also Medicine.

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Funny Animals

2826. Axlotls

A cute animal that is pink and lives in the water. See also Cute.

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Funny Drinks

2827. Homemade Ginger Ale

A mixture of Coke and Sprite. See also Soda.

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Funny Euphemisms

2828. Stretch Leopards

Also known as giraffes.

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Funny Places

2829. Toot Hill Butts

An amusingly-named road in Oxfordshire, England. See also British.

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Funny Drinks

2830. PooPoo Smoothies

Real, but not what you think. See also Scatological.

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