Funny Insults

2791. You're as Useless as the "ueue" in "Queue"

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Funny Observations

2792. If You Were Born in September, It's Pretty Obvious That Your Parents Started the New Year with a Bang

See also Parents.

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Funny Phobias

2793. Nothingatallophobia

Also known as courage.

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Funny Phobias

2794. Euphobia

The fear of good news.

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Funny Phobias

2795. Globophobia

The well-founded fear of balloons. (Balloons are absolutely terrifying.) See also Balloons.

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Funny Questions

2796. If You Punch Yourself and It Hurts, Are You Weak or Are You Strong?

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Funny Drinks

2797. Castrated Red Bull

Red Bull without the caffeine. See also Made Up.

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Funny Euphemisms

2798. Burglar Hurdles

Also called a fence or gate. See also Crime.

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Funny Observations

2799. Aliens Invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969

Dude. See also Space.

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Funny Observations

2800. When You Say 'Forward' or 'Back', Your Lips Move in Those Directions

Dude.

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