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2791. I've Got 99 Problems and I'm Seeing a Therapist About Them

2792. Dirt Noodle

Also known as an earth worm.

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2794. I Wonder Where Noah Kept the Woodpeckers on His Ark?

2795. "Plan Ahea" on Your Knuckles

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2796. Brustwarze

The German word for nipple; translates as "breast wart." See also Body, German.

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2797. If You Swim with a Friend, Your Chances of Getting Eaten by a Shark Will Drop by 50%

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2798. What Do You Get when You Cross a Madwoman and a Gardener?

A child.

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Italian-Swiss show in which the character, Mr. Hiccup, tries, and fails to cure his chronic hiccups. Ran for 39 episodes before the producers finally decided that trying to cure hiccups isn't interesting. See also 80's, Italian, Swiss.

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Funny Euphemisms

2800. Sky Juice

Also known as rain. See also Weather.

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