Funny Animals

2811. Lizard Demons From Space

Some call them alligators, but I know better.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2812. A Roman Walks into a Bar and Holds Up Two Fingers

He says, "I'll take five beers, please."

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Funny Clothes

2813. Ripped Jeans

Otherwise known as paying for something broken. See also Pants.

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Funny Dances

2814. The Invisibility

Run away.

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Funny Euphemisms

2815. Guy Flying Around in His Underwear

Also known as Superman. See also Comics.

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Funny Advice

2816. If You Attempt to Rob a Bank, You Will Have No Trouble with Rent or Bills for the Next Ten Years, Whether You Are Successful or Not.

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Funny Euphemisms

2817. Water Hungry

Also known as thirsty.

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Funny Questions

2818. If Snails Are So Slow, Why Don't We Ever See Them Coming? It's Like... Boom, There's a Snail.

Maybe they're only slow when we're watching...

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Funny Clothes

2819. Ranger Panties

What people in the military call the super short shorts they wear during physical training. See also Military.

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Funny Drinks

2820. Hammer

Vodka and apple juice instead of vodka and orange juice, aka a screwdriver. See also Alcohol, Apples, Tools.

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