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Funny Foods
2811. Blood Popsicles
Yes, this exists. I'm not sure when, but a zookeeper once decided it was so hot, they gave all the animals fruit popsicles, and the lion a blood popsicle.
Funny Questions
2812. You Know What's Really Odd?
Numbers that can't be divided by 2. See also Dad Jokes.
Funny Euphemisms
2814. Going beyond Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.
Also known as passing gas. See also Flatulence, Science.
Funny Observations
2815. You never really wash your hands. You just stand there watching your hands wash each other.
Funny Words
2816. Smoot
5.58333 feet, i.e. the length of a guy named Smoot. More importantly, playable in Scrabble.
Funny Products
2819. Talking Toilet Paper Spindle Shop
Turns an ordinary trip to the bathroom into a laugh-filled surprise. See also Pranks.
Funny Questions
2820. What Do You Want Me to Do? Have a Basket for Each Egg?
Homer Simpson after being told not to put all his eggs in one basket. See also Simpsons.