Funny Things to Do

2851. Jump out of a Window, Land on a Car, and Drive to Las Vegas

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Funny Things to Do

2852. Farting into Your Hand, and then Holding It Up to Your Nose to See if It Was a Bad One

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2853. What Did the Worm Say to the Snail?

Nothing, neither worms nor snails can talk.

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Funny Observations

2854. What Do a Butterfly Have to Do with Butter?

Wouldn't "Flutterby" be more appropriate? See also Insects.

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Funny Euphemisms

2855. Flying Syringe

Also known as a wasp. See also Insects.

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Funny Phobias

2856. Myxophobia

The fear of slime.

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Funny Euphemisms

2857. Bar Code Horse

Also known as a zebra.

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Funny Advice

2858. If You Don't Know Where Your Children Are in the House, Turn off the Internet and Watch Them Magically Appear

See also Children, Internet, Parenting.

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Funny Dances

2859. The Monster Mash

In the song they never really say how to do it, they just tell you to do the Monster Mash. See also Halloween.

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Funny Nicknames

2860. Short Celery Stick

What I used to call a pal of mine.

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