Funny Anti-Jokes

2881. You Know What Makes Me Smile?

Face muscles.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2882. What is the Difference Between Me and You?

We are two different people.

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Funny Advice

2883. Marry Someone Who Has a Different Favorite Cereal than You So They Won't Eat All of Yours

See also Breakfast, Marriage.

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Funny Words

2884. Micturition

Fancy word for urination which is itself a fancy word for peeing. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Quotes

2885. "I Tried Taking the Shell off of a Snail in the Hopes of It Being Faster..."

But it just ended up being more sluggish. -Hank Green

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Funny Advice

2886. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.

I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.

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Funny Books

2887. The Farting Animals Coloring Book Shop

Pfffft. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Things to Do

2888. Smashing Through a Window with a Pool Cue

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things

2889. Fire Squirters

Also known as volcanoes.

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Funny Advice

2890. Dance like no one is watching. Because they're not. They're checking their phones.

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