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Funny Advice
2892. If You Attempt to Rob a Bank, You Will Have No Trouble with Rent or Bills for the Next Ten Years, Whether You Are Successful or Not.
Funny Questions
2894. If Snails Are So Slow, Why Don't We Ever See Them Coming? It's Like... Boom, There's a Snail.
Maybe they're only slow when we're watching...
Funny Clothes
2895. Ranger Panties
What people in the military call the super short shorts they wear during physical training. See also Military.
Funny Drinks
2896. Hammer
Vodka and apple juice instead of vodka and orange juice, aka a screwdriver. See also Alcohol, Apples, Tools.
Funny Drinks
2900. Ritz Crackers
They take a while to suck through a straw, but they sure taste good.