Funny Advice

2931. If You Attempt to Rob a Bank, You Will Have No Trouble with Rent or Bills for the Next Ten Years, Whether You Are Successful or Not.

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Funny Euphemisms

2932. Water Hungry

Also known as thirsty.

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Funny Questions

2933. If Snails Are So Slow, Why Don't We Ever See Them Coming? It's Like... Boom, There's a Snail.

Maybe they're only slow when we're watching...

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Funny Clothes

2934. Ranger Panties

What people in the military call the super short shorts they wear during physical training. See also Military.

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Funny Drinks

2935. Hammer

Vodka and apple juice instead of vodka and orange juice, aka a screwdriver. See also Alcohol, Apples, Tools.

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Funny Euphemisms

2936. Stabby Grabby

Also known as a fork. See also Silverware.

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Funny Words

2937. Yesn't

I this a real word? Yesn't.

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Funny Drinks

2938. Skittle Juice

A single skittle dissolved in water. Delish. See also Candy.

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Funny Drinks

2939. Ritz Crackers

They take a while to suck through a straw, but they sure taste good.

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Funny Euphemisms

2940. Swingy Wall

Also known as a door.

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