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2961. Tide Pods

Wait a minute...

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2962. Intergluteal Cleft

The medical name for the butt crack. See also Sophomoric.

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2963. Innerer Schweinehund

German for "inner pig dog," used to describe your inner demons or weaker self. See also German.

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2964. Blowing Dust off of a Book

Usually a very long book such as a dictionary, cookbook, or Bible. See also Old-Timey.

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First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.

Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.

Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.

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Funny Nicknames

2966. Hot Mess Express

My friend was in science class, and we were all in our group laughing as she slathered glue on her paper and stuck random things to it. The teacher came by and said, "Honey, you are a hot mess express."

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Funny Euphemisms

2967. Cereal Juice

Also known as milk. See also Dairy.

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Funny Names

2968. Timor Leste

The country that broke apart from Indonesia in 2004. Timor means "east" in the local language, and "Leste" means "east " in Portuguese, so "Timor Leste" translates to "East east" in English. See also Redundant.

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Funny Things to Do

2969. Eating Cereal for Dinner

College dining at its finest. See also College.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2970. Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?

I don't know, I think you should probably ask him.

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